It is incredibly important to be a blogger. To be a blogger, one must go through a very rigorous screening process. One must be vetted. One must attended seminars to learn to blog. One must have impeccable references from others. They take blood samples. There is a written test, followed by an oral exam. There are trials both physical and mental. Some train for years before they become a blogger.
Blogging is not easy. It is difficult, and becoming a blogger is difficult.
I'm lazy, and I'm stupid, and I have piss-poor references. I am in lousy shape, and have a little roll of fat around my midsection. I get easily winded. I crumble under cross examination.
I can't blog.
4 comments:
have you thought about getting an MFA?
though you should be careful, as i've heard that MFA bloggers are less imaginative and less willing to take risks, but then... are also more consistent and have blogs that are more 'well-written'
it's up to you
for the midsection, you can do jogging
i don't think an MFA in jogging is necessary, but some people say it is
again, less imaginative, more consistent
up to you, of course
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