Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Fire

I was going to blog today, but I can't because I'm on fire. I'm on fire and my hands are too hot to touch the keys.

I was taking a nap on the couch, and I was wearing my glasses, and it was the middle of the day, and the sun came in through the window, and magnified through the lense of my glasses, and lit my clothes on fire.

Now my body is on fire. I'm completely on fire, and I can't blog.

2 comments:

Tao Lin said...

never wear glasses while napping in daytime

i just e-mailed myself that with 'never,' 'glasses,' and 'daytime,' set in bold, and 'never' also underlined, and 'napping' set in italics
(i don't know)

Anonymous said...

Good luck with the whole combustion thing. lol