Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Important

There is a band who will change your life. They have changed mine. Yours is next.

I saw this band just a few days ago. I saw them live, on a low, low stage. They played there music from behind a fence of monitors. They stood on a low, low stage. They changed my life. They change lives.

Here is the band's name. Remember it. If you remember it, and you see a record by the band, or find out that you can go see them play, they will change your life.

This band changes lives.

Hello, It's Us, We Are the Cannibals, A Pack of Four and Fifty Cannibals, and the Cannibals All Love It When You Dance, Dance, Dance, You See When the Cannibals See Movement, They Are Drawn Right to the Movement, and They Run Toward the Movement Like A Moth Approaches Flame Because When Cannibals See Dancing They Assume That When There's Dancing There Will Soon Be Much Exhaustion On the Crowded Dance's Floor And As You'd Wager They Will Gather Up the Most Exhausted Dancers and They'll Sharpen Knives on Whetstones for a Feast of You.

That's the name of the band. The band that changes lives.

I saw them, and they changed mine.

Last night, I went to this club, and saw three bands. The first was unremarkable. The second was unremarkable. The third was Hello, It's Us, We Are the Cannibals, A Pack of Four and Fifty Cannibals, and the Cannibals All Love It When You Dance, Dance, Dance, You See When the Cannibals See Movement, They Are Drawn Right to the Movement, and They Run Toward the Movement Like A Moth Approaches Flame Because When Cannibals See Dancing They Assume That When There's Dancing There Will Soon Be Much Exhaustion On the Crowded Dance's Floor And As You'd Wager They Will Gather Up the Most Exhausted Dancers and They'll Sharpen Knives on Whetstones for a Feast of You.

Remember that name.

Hello, It's Us, We Are the Cannibals, A Pack of Four and Fifty Cannibals, and the Cannibals All Love It When You Dance, Dance, Dance, You See When the Cannibals See Movement, They Are Drawn Right to the Movement, and They Run Toward the Movement Like A Moth Approaches Flame Because When Cannibals See Dancing They Assume That When There's Dancing There Will Soon Be Much Exhaustion On the Crowded Dance's Floor And As You'd Wager They Will Gather Up the Most Exhausted Dancers and They'll Sharpen Knives on Whetstones for a Feast of You.

They will change your life. They changed mine. For example, my life is now much, much worse.

4 comments:

Grill said...

So... you thought you'd take the time out to, ahem, blog about it?

Anonymous said...

I will remember that name, and curse it from the treetops. Clearly they've made you a worse blogger.

Eric said...

I agree with make extra money -- very nice!

The subtlely changing name provides just the kind of literary ruse that makes me temporarily forget so much worthy of forgetting.

Anonymous said...

I wonder what their recent album is. I find your entries funny. It's kind of like some pothead dialouge. May I reccomend audioblogging?