Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Short

I want to blog. I really want to blog. I do. It's just that I can't reach. I just can't reach.

See, I wasn't, as a child, given proper nutrition. I didn't grow big and strong. And tall. I didn't grow tall. And now I can't reach. And now I can't blog.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You poor thing....

I prefer shorter people, even short people. I think a significant amount of health evidence suggests that shorter people tend to live longer for various reasons. So while taller people's blogging abilities might be better than yours because they can reach their keyboards easier, you're more likely to outlive both them and their blogs.

Tao Lin said...

maybe you can get that thing they did to ethan hawke in that movie gattaca, where they put screws in his legs and made him taller

i think you can get that for your fingers too

i mean, you should be able to

put screws in your fingers, and have, say, a middle finger that's a lot longer than the other fingers