"If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Jerkasaurus Rex. From the Jerk-Ass Period."
I am a dinosaur. I am a Jerkasaurus Rex. I am from the Jerk-Ass Period. No ifs about it, anonymous commenter. I am. Live with it.
Don't move fast. I can see you when you do that. It's best to remain still and quiet.
And if I find you, you know what then? Then I make sarcastic comments. Then I ridicule your appearance. Then I chew on your ankle.
And then I sleep.
This is my life. This is the life of the Jerkasaurus Rex.
Quite a life.
Quite a life.
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Geocities, once you built a railroad. Made it run. Made it race against time. Once you built a railroad, now it's done. Webhost, I can't spare a dime.
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