This guitar is small and blue.
This guitar is big a green.
This guitar is mid-sized and yellow.
All these guitars are falling off a building.
All these guitars are on their ways down.
There is nothing that can be done to stop all these guitars as they fall from the top of a building and make their way to the concrete below. They are, as they say, goners.
Oh, the questions.
Did these guitars commit suicide?
Were these guitars murdered?
Was this a freak accident?
How did the guitars climb the stairs?
Will the real guitar player ever be revealed?
Are these guitars in a standard tuning, or are they in some non-standard open tuning?
Will we be able to tell what tuning they are in when they hit the ground and their strings give one final ringing out?
Will the guitars be so pulverized—and so quickly—that no one will hear them?
The guitars will soon be here.
Stand back.
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