Shut up. I'm serious.
I've never had a visitor from Oklahoma, according to Google Analytics. There are other states, too, from which no one has ever looked at my blog, but Oklahoma! Oklahoma is the one that truly bothers me. It's the one that I'm most frustrated by. It's the one I'm most disappointed in.
I'm disappointed in Oklahoma. Very disappointed. In all this time, they've never once checked my blog.
I'm disappointed.
Because they said they would! They totally said that they would, and I'm quoting here, "check that blog of mine real soon." That's what they told me. That's what they said. They were, according to them, going to come out to the internet at some point soon and check my blog.
To see what I was doing. To see how not being able to blog was going. To maybe check to see if they could figure out what it was that was going wrong, and maybe give me a couple of pointers. They said they were going to help out. But, instead, this:
We talk, is what I'm saying. Oklahoma calls. We talk. Even after all that stuff that went down, we still talk. I've forgiven Oklahoma, Oklahoma has forgiven me. Etc.
Etc.
Etc.
But then, this!
What am I supposed to do with this? Really?
No blogging today. Gotta go call Oklahoma.
UPDATE:
Thank you.
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You can buy a t-shirt to prove that you read this post. Your friends, who will also read this post, will be impressed.
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Getting closer.
