ME: Why is it that you are wearing a wig?
MAN WITH WIG: Aren't we all wearing wigs?
ME: No. I'm not wearing a wig. You are, and just you. So, why are you wearing a wig?
MAN WITH WIG: But, aren't clothes a kind of a wig? And you're wearing clothes.
ME: No, clothes are not a kind of a wig. Wigs are, probably, a kind of clothes, maybe. But clothes are not a kind of a wig. So, no, I'm not wearing a wig because I'm wearing clothes. Again, why are you wearing a wig?
MAN WITH WIG: Maybe, in fact, I'm not wearing a wig and you are!
ME: No, because a wig is a wig. And not a wig is not a wig. And that thing on your head is clearly a wig. Why are you wearing it?
MAN WITH WIG: Aren't we all, metaphorically speaking, wearing a wig?
ME: If I allow that we are all, metaphorically speaking, wearing a wig, will you tell me why you are, physically speaking, wearing a wig?
MAN WITH WIG: No.
ME: Then we are not, metaphorically speaking, all wearing wigs.
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Are we not, metaphorically speaking, unable to blog?
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9 comments:
Well that was exciting. I wear wigs. I'll tell you why. Because they are a metaphor and if I wear a wig that means I'm wearing a metaphor and we are what we wear so that means I am a metaphor and being a metaphor is quite fun.
I cannot help but notice that you also have one of those new-fangled "lip-wigs"! Good for you.
It really blends in.
I believe that this wig may have been some sort of slime mold. Would you be able to send me a sample?
panoptican - i thought the saying was "you are what you eat"
so i would like to eat a metaphor
which i guess means i need a wig and some stout mustard
I love you people. Really. You're all so weird.
omg!
I followed all these links by bloghopping and ended up at the tongue of a honeybee!
scarred for life.... (wandering away muttering)
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Well, one thing's for sure: my wife wears wigs. It's not like she treats her synthetic wigs as a metaphor for something. She just wears 'em for the same reason as what other people say when they're asked the same thing. But if you really wanna go deep, then yeah, I think wigs are a metaphor. Our clothes, our words -- they're all metaphors, which meanings depend on our varied perspectives.
Absolutely hilarious post. truly enjoyed the wigs all the way..
Thanks
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