The Man Who Couldn't Blog

In Which Almost Every Monday You Will Read About the Continuing Inability of One Man to Blog in Any Meaningful Way for A Variety of Reasons—From the Simple to the Complex.

Books I Have Written

  • The Moon Tonight Feels My Revenge (Keyhole Press, 2010)
  • "My only problem with this book is that it was printed with ink instead of being scrawled in goat's blood. It was a pussy move if you ask me. Other than that, I deem the Moon Tonight Feels My Revenge completely Taint-worthy. Read it by torchlight or I will fucking crush you." —Lance, The King of Black Metal

  • A Jello Horse (Publishing Genius Press, 2009)
  • “Matthew Simmons has found a beautiful and extraordinary way to tell a story about the sweetness of sadness and the aloneness of loneliness.” —Michael Kimball, author of Dear Everybody

  • I can't blog, but I can sell
  • happy cobra books, which includes a nearly complete list of things I have written

Affiliated

  • Twitter
  • Me on Goodreads
  • I'm the editor of interviews here
  • Noisy music is played here by someone who looks like me
  • More noisy music here, but with also someone who looks like the reader of depressing books
  • This is someone who looks like an older version of me

Giants of HTML

  • HTMLGiant, the future on internet lit blogging
  • Blake Butler
  • Gene Morgan
  • Brian Oliu
  • Adam Robinson and Publishing Genius Press
  • Jimmy Chen
  • Ken Baumann
  • Chelsea Martin
  • Andrew Toal
  • Justin Taylor
  • Mike Young
  • Ryan Call
  • Sam Pink
  • Nick Antosca
  • Roxane Gay

People Who Can Blog

  • Ryan Boudinot on Film, The Eyeball
  • Reader of Depressing Books
  • Ellen Kennedy, Motherfucker
  • Elizabeth Ellen
  • Justin Sirois
  • Amelia Gray
  • Josh Maday
  • Laura on Fashion and Grammar
  • Christopher Higgs
  • Mike Topp
  • pr
  • Kendra Lovely
  • Colin Bassett
  • Matthew SavocaBuckatunna Queen
  • Shane Jones
  • Soffi Stiassni
  • Catherine Lacey
  • Jereme Dean
  • Daniel Bailey
  • Kathryn Regina
  • Matt Briggs
  • Bradley Sands
  • Ross White and Bull City Press
  • Ontological Damnation
  • The Stwallskull
  • Ear Farm
  • Jim Ruland
  • Weird Deer
  • Bear Parade
  • Brandon Scott Gorrell
  • Ash Tree
  • Venom Literati
  • Billy Sauce
  • Another Tree, This One of Lime
  • Eyeball Hatred, Y'all!
  • Rosstralia!

People Who Can Play Music and Draw

  • Ross Simonini
  • The Way It Is
  • Brittain Ashford
  • Alice Tippit
  • Dawn Cerny

Previous Posts

  • Tree_Cartin
  • Hands
  • Toklas
  • Welcome to 2012
  • Recents
  • vague
  • inchworm
  • #h#a#s#h#t#a#g#w#r#i#t#e#r#s#
  • Made you something
  • Napkin. (A Man Who Couldn't Blog Classic.)

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