I woke up today ready to blog, but found that it was tomorrow. Tomorrow! Somehow it wasn't the today I had expected, but the tomorrow I had expected later. And since it is tomorrow instead of today, and I had planned to blog today but not tomorrow, I'm afraid I am unable to blog...because it is tomorrow.
Because it is tomorrow, I would like to offer you a word of advice. I know that tomorrow (which I am having today, even though you are having today today and will have tomorrow at the regular time—tomorrow) you are going to have a really good idea. At least, you are going to think it is a really good idea. It's not. Please ignore that really good idea you have tomorrow, because the consequences—though not life and death—will be unpleasant. Don't do it. Don't do what you are inspired to do tomorrow. For your own good.
you should put all these together some day and make a chap book
ReplyDeletei don't think there's any chap books about not being able to blog
you can be first
and then i'll review it some place and say that it's an allegory for not being able to live
and call you a post-existentialist
i just got a better idea
ReplyDeletemake it a children's book
for the children of the future, blogging will be like stuffed animals for children of the past
this is a good idea
make it happen
The Man Who Couldn't Blog needs an illustrator.
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